Fifty.

I don’t have too much to say, today was just pretty good; got to see some dear friends from high school so that was great; but other than that- not much.

So here are fifty random facts and quirks about moi.

1) I was born with 12 fingers, but I’m sure I’ve already mentioned this prior.

2)  I have a knack for Catholic art- I love it quite a bit. White Jesus is a riot.

3) I have my deceased grandmother’s prosthetic leg.

4) I recently purchased a new clock. It’s Alice in Wonderland!

5) I love love love Arrested Development.

6)  I am hoping to move apartments and get a pug, real soon.

7) I love vintage coats.

I have perfect blood pressure.

9) I love bath bombs and soaking in the tub reading a good book.

10) I am obsessed with bath products in general.

11) My chihuahua Gizmo didn’t have any hair on his back. We didn’t know why.

12) My grandfather ate potpourri a couple years ago on Christmas day. And kept trying to get me to eat it.

13) I love love love the truffles from Trader Joes.

14) I find myself constantly watching court TV shows, like Joe Brown, People’s Court, Judge Judy. Fuck my life.

15) I want to read 100 books by the end of this year.I

16) I have a huge crush on Barack Obama. He’s dreamy.

17) I love to tell stories, and make my friend’s laugh.

18) I like to take pictures as well.

19) My grandmother once tried to teach me how to knit by demonstrating in the mirror, it was confusing.

20) I have been to most of the “Middle America” red states- and it sucks.

21) As a child I was forced on endless road trips with the family.

22) I love the occasional cigarette.

23) Nina Simone is incredible, I get chills when I listen to her.

24) I have this wooden framed picture of Bob Marley that my dad bought for me in Mexico.

25) I miss my friends.

26) I wish I had more friends. It gets lonely sometimes.

27) There’s nothing more rewarded than having your own place.

28) I love Netflix.

29) I love the random little things about people that make us all unique but all very similar.

30) I love rainy days and coffee to go.

31) My sister got me pretty cool rain boots for Christmas.

32) I love fettucine alrefredo.

33) I love North Beach here in the city.

34) I sit on my knees which is horribly bad for them.

35)  I love sweaters and own a bunch.

36) I don’t understand taxes for the life of me.

37) My mom knows how to “pop, lock and drop it” does yours?

38) I get cold very easily.

39) I am cold hearted as well.

40)  I have attention deficit disorder, and I’m also obsessive-compulsive.

41) I also have a crush on the UPS guy at work. But really love my Gregory :]

42) I enjoy cuddling.

43) One of my favourite songs is “Sunday Bloody Sunday” by U2.

44) I think meerkats are so damn cute.

45) So is Edward Norton.

46) I love massage bars from LUSH and good hard massages.

47) I’m a sucker for his blue eyes.

48) I love to explore.

49) I find cultural politics and structures fascinating.

50) I am an 80 year old woman stuck in an 18 year old girl’s body.